my immortal god emperor of dune

Hi my name is Leto Atreides II the God Emperor of Dune and I have a long sandworm body (that's how I got my title) with ribs for most of its length and my Atreides face positioned man-height at one end and a lot of people tell me I look like Paul Muad'Dib (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Shai Hulud but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a pre-worm but my human hands are perfect. I weigh five old tons. I live in my Citadel and I spend all my time in the catacombs. For example today I was doing the hand and finger exercises of my Bene Gesserit inheritance and following the Golden Path. I was using my dictatel to inscribe my thoughts on ridulian crystal sheets. I was sitting on my Royal Cart. There was only one glowglobe so it was dark, which I was very happy about. A lot of the Duncans stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

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